Shred Central Lyrics - Dayglo Abortions

Don't need this crap this TV's pushing 

I'm just gonna get my skate and hit the streets 

Know a place not far from here 

Where I can ride a gnarly bowl and get some air 

Ain't gonna be like my parents 

Rottin' away in easy chairs 

Got no time for Sunday football 

Watching cartoons after school 

Where you gonna go? 

Shred central 

Whatcha gonna do? 

Grinders 

Whatcha gonna say? 

Like, where's the bowl, dude? 

Where you gonna go? 

Shred central 

Whatcha gonna do ? 

Rock 'n' roll slider 

Whatcha gonna say? 

Bitchin' hawk, jak 

Do a heavy slam, knees gushing blood 

But I'll just get back on my skate and carve the tiles 

I'll try an invert with a rippin' handplant 

But I might have to send away for a new pair of surf pants 

Hey, you kid, city police skateboard squad 

Thirty-five dollar fine for skating in public, you're busted 

Screw you, mister 

Don't need this crap this TV's pushing 

I'm just gonna get my skate and hit the streets 

Know a place not far from here 

Where I can ride a gnarly bowl and get some air 

Ain't gonna be like my parents 

Rottin' away in easy chairs 

Got no time for Sunday football 

Watching cartoons after school 

Where you gonna go? 

Shred central 

Whatcha gonna do? 

Face plant 

Whatcha gonna say ? 

Nice lip stand, cowboy 

Where you gonna go? 

Shred central 

Whatcha gonna do? 

Ollies 

Whatcha gonna say? 

Multiple [Incomprehensible] 

Where you gonna go? 

Shred central 

Whatcha gonna do? 

Grinders 

Whatcha gonna say? 

Like, where's the bowl, dude? 

Where you gonna go? 

Shred central 

Whatcha gonna do? 

Rock 'n' roll slider 

Whatcha gonna say? 

Bitchin' hawk, jak 

Later, skater