Advice From Christmas Past / Government Flu Lyrics - Dead Kennedys

Why are such a stupid asshole? 

Would you really like to know? 

Well, pay your fee, remove your clothes, and Yvette will show you how 

You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey 

Be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird 

Life can be perfect 

People can be trusted 

Someday, I will fall in love 

A nice quiet home of my very own 

Free from all hate 

Happy and having fun all the time 

It never happened did it? 

We got a drug 

We're gonna try it out on you 

Won't make you die 

It'll getcha just a little bit sick 

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Got a head cold 

Got a chest cold 

And it's three days old 

Goin' on forever 

Make you hazy 

Make you lazy 

Drive you crazy 

For days and days and days and days and days and years 

Barely got the time now 

To stay on the job 

Double up the dosage in your water supply 

Make you even sicker 'til you're slippin' away 

Getting all depressed 

It's getting all your friends 

You can't get it up 

For nothing that'll rock the boat 

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The government flu 

The government flu 

The government flu 

Slip it abroad 

Keep a-slowin' down the USSR 

But meanwhile 

We'll keep an eye on what it's doin' to you 

Got a head cold 

Got a chest cold 

And it's three days old 

Goin' on forever 

Make you hazy 

Make you lazy 

Drive you crazy 

For days and days and days and days and days 

And days and days and days and days and days 

And days and days and days and days and days and years 

The government flu 

The government flu 

The government flu 

Flew through you