Goons Of Hazzard Lyrics - Mutiny On The Bay - Dead Kennedys

Happy hour belongs to America's best-loved thugs 

Here comes the 4-wheel prosthetic penises 

Got yer gun racks, tractor tires and lynch mob drivers 

We couldn't find a chick to sit in the middle 

So we drink ourselves sick 

Lean out the windows and pinch ass instead 

We are the Goons of Hazzard 

Glorified on your TV 

We run down bikes and hitch hikers 

And we know we'll get off scot-free 

We're the vigilante heroes of your tough-guy flicks 

Bashing punks & bums and fags 

With our baseball bats 

No deer to blow away in the woods today 

So we go to Oroville and shoot a black kid down 

Or waste demonstrators in Greensboro instead 

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We are the Goons of Hazzard 

Glorified on your TV 

We leave you in a pool of blood 

Cos we know we'll get off scot-free 

Let's get him... 

C'mere 

C'mere 

Say something to me? 

We've got him cornered 

We've got him cornered 

Is anybody looking? 

Does anybody even care? 

No! 

Local papers paint us up to be big heroes 

City fathers & Chamber of Commerce want us deputized 

The stoner gestapo keepin' your town clean 

Get a shave, kid 

We'll pay you as a strike-breaker 

Maybe you'll make Tac Squad for the L.A.P.D. 

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We are the Goons of Hazzard 

Glorified on your TV 

We leave you in a pool of blood 

And we always get off scot-free