One - Way Ticket To Pluto Lyrics - Bedtime For Democracy - Dead Kennedys

Countdown! 

Get ready for the Blast Off! 

And don't forget the Hype! 

We're going into space. 

Distinguished scientists 

A pesky senator 

And monkey turds leaking from the lab 

All brought to us play-by-play by Howard Cosell 

You're going where no man has gone before 

Because we owe you some favors 

And besides you're bright 

A little too bright 

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Step one: 

Senator, your vomit, 

It's time to analyze it 

For the folks back home 

Open the hatch, launch the war satellite 

That the commies aren't supposed to know about 

Our real challenge is to keep it a secret 

From the press back home 

You're going where no man has gone before 

Don't ask us where that is—we have no idea 

You're chosen for this great mission 

Because you're hearty and strong 

And make a lot of fuss 

Especially around us 

We like you better when you're far away 

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Have you noticed? 

You're gong the wrong direction 

We have, 

But that's your problem 

We planned it that way 

We had to dispose of all of you so 

We can spoil the final frontier 

How dare you question our Star Wars plans 

For the farce that they are? 

You're going where no man has gone before 

For rocking the boat 

In our temple of doom 

You're on a one-way ticket to Pluto 

We wash our hands 

Of you and your lost Ark 

Don't forget to write... NO NO NO NO NO 

NO NO NO NO NO 

NO NO NO NO NO 

NO....