Bleach Boys Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

"Bleach Boys" 

by The Dead Milkmen 

from Beelzebubba 

(c) 1988 

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach 

you know we practice what we preach 

We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys drunk on beer 

or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers 

I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia Peach 

My pals and I all drink Clorox 

or eat Snowy right out of the box 

Teenage suicide rate shot high and we 

understand the reason why 

Bleach does more than whiten socks 

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Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby 

in a land where ministers murder golf pros? 

Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight? 

Maybe there'll be a party at the beach 

We'll bitch about life and chug-a-lug bleach 

No ones getting high and no one's getting drunk 

we got a case off bleach stashed in the trunk. 

I wanna die with clorox within reach. 

I'm very proud of the respect I've earned 

and my voice is very deep 'cause my throat got burned. 

Bleach keeps you young so I've been told 

'cause no one who drinks it lives to be old 

Drink it with a chaser is the first thing I learned. 

Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby 

in a land where midgets run for mayor? 

Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight? 

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I had 26 friends in the beginning 

but now it seems our numbers are thinning 

Some people drive fast others love to bet 

still others snort coke in a private jet. 

But drinking bleach is my way of winning. 

(Bad guitar solo) 

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach (x472)