Earwig Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

Your ears fell off in the parking lot 

Your blood's still drippin', God, I hope it clots 

You say you're okay but we know you're not 

Your eyes went crossed do you see spots? 

Well I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die 

I just might be hintin' that you'll feel a little ill 

And I guess we've all learned a lesson 

And I guess we'll all get a little thrill 

Your hands fell off and then your mind eroded 

Your arms fell asleep and then your lungs corroded 

Shoulders slumped forward then your heart exploded 

Looked pretty gross so we all got loaded 

Well I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die 

I just might be hintin' that you won't be around 

And you can go ahead and sell all your records 

'Cause you got an appointment 6 feet underground 

And 

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You got an earwig 

It's crawling towards your brain 

And you got an earwig 

The glorious pain 

Your mind went blank about a week ago 

Your hair fell out but you didn't know 

Ya' might wanna relax and take it slow 

'Cause in a couple a' days you might begin to glow 

Well I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die 

I just might be hintin' that you may puke a lot 

And could ya' pay me that money ya' owe me 

Ya' know I really hate to put you on the spot 

'Cause 

You got an earwig 

It's crawling towards your brain 

And you got an earwig 

The fashionable pain 

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Well I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die 

I just might be hintin' that you'll bee a little ill 

And I guess we've all learned our lesson 

And I guess we'll all get a little thrill