I Tripped Over The Ottoman Lyrics - Singles - Dead Milkmen

They calal me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle 

With my wife Laura and son Richie but now 

My life's a living hell cause 

CHORUS 

I tripped over the ottoman 

One too many times 

I tripped over the ottoman 

Until I lost my MIIIIIIIIIIND 

I was head writer for Alan Brady 

Maybe you've seen his show 

It's now funny and it makes my ears bleed 

This week's guest star isn't Danny Thomas 

Our special guest star is Death! 

Once I laughed at Buddy's jokes but 

Now my life's a living hell, 'cause... 

CHORUS 

Marey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy 

Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill 

Morey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy 

Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill 

What did you bring me Daddy? 

What did you bring me Daddy? 

What did you bring me Daddy? 

WELL, I BROUGHT YOU DEATH! 

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