Instant Club Hit (you'll Dance To Anything) Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

You'll dance to anything (x4) 

Oh, baby, look at you 

Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux 

How long'd it take to get that way 

What a terrible waste of energy 

You wear black clothes say you're poetic 

The sad truth is you're just pathetic 

Get into the groove just get out of my way 

I came here to drink not to get laid 

So why don't you just go on home 

'Cause if you want to moan you'll have to moan alone 

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You'll dance to anything (x2) 

Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual 

Cause you're just another boring bisexual 

"I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party" 

Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees 

80 pounds of make up on your art school skin 

80 points of I.Q. located within 

Know what you are? You're a bunch of ... 

Artfags! Artfags! Artfags! Artfags! 

Choke on this you dance-a-teria types! 

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You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans who come over here 

with their big hairdos intent on taking our money instead of giving your 

cash, where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself! 

You'll dance to anything!