Methodist Coloring Book Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

Dean: Hey there's a big airplane goin' by. 

Rodney: Get it! Go! Go! 

Some Recording Guy: It's on the track 

Rodney: Leave it! Get it on the track! 

Joe: Get it! Get it! Catch it! 

Dean: I got it:) 

You've got a methodist coloring book 

And you color really well 

But don't color outside the lines 

Or God will send you to Hell 

'Cause God hates war 

And God hates crime 

A' but he really hates people 

Who color outside the lines 

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You've got a methodist coloring book 

Don't color outside the lines 

'Cause if God doesn't strike you with lightning 

He'll at least make you go blind 

Good people get sent to the attic 

Bad people will roast in the cellar 

But there's a special kind a' Hell 

For those who just won't learn to color 

God is gracious, God is good 

So let's color in his book 

God wears cotton, God wears rayon 

He can mend a broken crayon 

God is honest, He don't take payola 

Let's all thank him for our Crayolas! 

You got a methodist coloring book! (x3) 

(ah.oh.oh) (x2) 

You got a methodist coloring book! (x3) 

(oh.oh.oh. (a very emotional performance)) 

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You've got a methodist coloring book 

And you color really well 

But don't color out side the lines 

Or God will send you to Hell