Ringo Buys A Rifle Lyrics - Dead Milkmen

We aren't ourselves 

Brains on the shelf 

We'll all wake up 

When Ringo buys a rifle 

We live we breathe 

We spread disease 

That all must end 

When Ringo buys a rifle 

People told him what to say 

Ordered (?) dream away 

Paul was dubbing Ringo's drumming 

John was dubbing Ringo's humming 

People were starting to talk 

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We start wars 

forget the poor 

That all must change 

Ringo buys a rifle 

We stand tall 

Try to evolve 

We'll walk on water 

Ringo buys a rifle 

Animals will bear their fangs 

Pope will join a gang 

We'll all get new shoes 

When Ringo buys a rifle 

Buildings come crashing down 

Lost things will be found 

Life'll be so much better 

When Ringo buys a rifle 

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Tried to keep his head level 

Was possessed by the devil 

Church is callin' Ringo's mom 

Telling her Ringo's a bum 

Rumors are starting to fly 

We'll be one 

To love a gun 

That's how we'll live 

Ringo buys a rifle 

We start small 

Must learn to crawl 

We'll learn to fly 

Ringo buys a rifle 

Doesn't want to be cute 

He just wants to shoot 

Blow them away 

Make them all pay 

His mind has jumped track 

He's a Beatle maniac 

Hey Paul, you asshole... Dub this! 

When Ringo buys a rifle 

When Ringo buys a rifle 

People told him what to say 

Ordered (?) away 

Paul was dubbing Ringo's drumming 

John was dubbing Ringo's humming 

People were starting to talk 

He is one with indoor plumbing 

Paul's still dubbing Ringo's drumming 

He's formed with the NRA 

(?) away 

Rumors are starting to fly 

He let (?) acid dream away