(i Am In Love With The) Mcdonald's Girl Lyrics - Dean Friedman

by Dean Friedman 

I am in love with the McDonald's Girl 

She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm. 

I am in love with the McDonald's Girl 

She is an angel in a polyester uniform 

I leave from softball practice every night 

It's getting dark but the golden arches light up the way. 

I turn the corner at the traffic light. 

I count my money and then I rehearse what I'm gonna say, 

"I'd like an order of fries, a quarter pounder with cheese, 

I love the light in your eyes. Will you go out with me please?" 

I am in love with the McDonald's Girl... 

She doesn't try to impress anyone 

She's doesn't act real tough like all the other girls that I know. 

She don't treat me like a simpleton. 

She's not afraid to be the only other virgin I know. 

And when my hamburgers cold, I get up ready to go, 

She's only 15 years old, and I'm in love with her so... 

I am in love with the McDonald's Girl... 

There she stands behind the register 

Taking orders from the Saddle River Little League 

If they knew how much I wanted her 

Their homeroom teacher would have to send them home for a week. 

And as I head for the door, the movement catches her eye, 

My heart begins to soar, she smiles and waves goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. 

I am in love with the McDonald's Girl 

She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm. 

I am in love with the McDonald's Girl 

She is an angel in a polyester uniform 

She is an angel in a polyester uniform.