Jennifer's Baby Lyrics - Dean Friedman

By dean friedman 

Jennifer waited a year and a day. 

She went to the doctor. they told her to pray. 

She knew there was only so much they could say. 

So, jennifer decided there must be a better way. 

Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale. 

Jennifer's baby just came in the mail. 

She's pink and she's perfect in every detail. 

And jennifer's a mommy now. 

Jennifer always wanted a kid. 

When they said that she couldn't she said, "heaven forbid." 

She said, "i'll adopt". and that's what she did. 

Now they've got a stroller, a high chair and a crib. 

Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale. 

Jennifer's baby just came in the mail. 

She's pink and she's perfect in every detail. 

And jennifer's a mommy now. 

Jennifer has a girl baby. 

She's healthy and strong and sweet as can be. 

And jenny and larry and baby make three. 

Once there was a couple. now there's a family. 

Wake up the neighbors and break out the ale. 

Jennifer's baby just came in the mail. 

She's pink and she's perfect in every detail. 

And jennifer's a mommy now.