Money Is A Problem Lyrics - Dean Martin

Money is a problem is a problem 

A problem on the rich can comprehend 

If money is a problem is a problem 

I wish I had 

A couple of problems to spend 

If I just had a little bit of time to spare 

I could form a society for the protection of the poor unhappy millionaires 

(Money is a problem is a problem) 

A Texan begins to learn it when he's two 

(Money gets you in a spot just once you start without) 

(And you cannot buy another person's heart with it) 

So how come them that has it hates to part with it 

Money is a problem (Is a problem) 

But say the word and I'll gladly trade problems with you 

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(You would) Like that 

If I were a millionaire (If you were a millionaire) 

I'd buy me a couple of yachts real quick and keep one as a spare 

If I had a lot of loot (If you had a lot of loot) 

I'd find me a tailor to whip me up a platinum pin-striped suit 

He who steals my purse steals trash the wise men say 

But that's 'cause wise men ain't got nothing anyway 

(Money is a problem) 

(A problem that only wealthy folks pursue) 

(We know from where you stand a million bucks is fine) 

(But too much gold can burn you just like too much sun) 

I don't want to be a millionaire 

I just want to live like one 

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Money is a problem is a problem 

And any millionaire will tell you it's true 

Boo hoo 

And any millionaire will tell you it's true