The Perfect Crime #1 Lyrics - Decemberists

Two, three, four! 

I got a gun, I got a girl 

I got a bullet-proof plan to pull 

The perfect crime 

I got the perfect crime 

I got a warehouse down at the docks 

I got fifteen precincts of cops bought 

The perfect crime 

I got the perfect crime 

You got to get your clock locked 

Get your stopwatch synchronized 

You got to get it so you can't put a pin through your alibi 

To pull the perfect crime 

To pull the perfect crime 

Bu-bu-bu bah 

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I got a guy bought on the inside 

I got a night guard gagged and hog-tied 

The perfect crime 

This is the perfect crime 

I got a brain, I got the brawn 

I got all the proper papers for the gendarme 

The perfect crime 

C'est ca the perfect crime 

I got the mob boss bought 

I got a letter from the DEA 

I got a mockup of the lockup 

Where they stock up all their fucking change 

To pull this perfect crime 

This is the perfect crime 

Bu-bu-bu bah 

We hit a snag when we tripped the alarm 

Because the dock side specs have been tipped off in time 

To this perfect crime 

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Call out the dogs, call out the cops 

We caught the deputy officer 

Cold-cock or we'll do time 

For this perfect crime 

So we ran around town with the cops stepping on our tails 

Because we'd rather break depth then a French fuck in county jail 

Just for the perfect crime 

For the perfect crime 

This is the perfect crime