Vavoom: Ted The Mechanic Lyrics - Purpendicular - Deep Purple

Playing pool and drinking beer 

Nothin more'n the 

occasional tear 

But this man's life goes on 

and he gets 

greased all over 

from time to time 

At the strip joint, where we met 

He said 'Hi, my name is Ted 

See that one over there 

That ball of thunder 

Every time she goes Vavoom, 

I wiggle in my chair 

Can I buy you a beer? 

What a guy 

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'I've had a few myself' he said 

'But I never quit when I'm ahead 

Too many rules and regulations 

Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors 

And another thing I won't discuss is religion 

It always causes a fight 

Vavoom 

There she goes again 

'How does she do that' said Ted 

And he told me 

of those unjustices (that) 

He had suffered in his life 

His wife and kids 

and boss and dogs 

and neighbours 

Raising cain and causing strife 

They were forever whining 

Bleating howling yapping screeching moaning crying 

Vavoom 

He fed them well 

He keep them warm 

Thing about Ted 

he didn't really care 

Nothing much got in his hair 

and the beauty of it was 

that he was right 

He was big as a truck 

and fast as a door 

(what's that?) 

he was always right 

The banjo player took a hike 

What's that song 

I used to like 

Vavoom 

He was big as a truck 

Fast as a door - Ted 

Ted the man our Ted