Pissin' On Your Steps Lyrics - Del The Funky Homosapien

It's D-E-L the Funkee Homosapien 

to the rescue 

I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two 

dancers back on Soul Train 

and ya know Soul Train get the phat doodie stain 

now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent 

using step 1 & step 2 to keep the show valid 

let's have a vote and try to register our ballots 

and realise a Hammer's just a mallet 

toss him like a salad cause he ain't truly gifted 

now the party's lifted by the crew HIEROGLYPHICS 

golly-wolly, not another Elvis & Priscilla 

Ice is cool, but I can't stand Vanilla 

because he takes a style and tries to mock it 

ain't nothin' personal, G 

but I'm kinda inta chocolate 

it's all about the black 

and it's like that 

and I'm so laid back cause I smoked a phat sack 

plus I'm almost through & done with a whole 40-dog of Olde English 

800 

now I peep ya concept 

ya think ya got a rep? 

Dance all day, while I'm pissin' on your steps. 

[CHORUS:] 

"Oooh, oooh, pissin' on your steps..." 

[BRIDGE] 

No Del 

is not a mean fellow 

just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow 

see I'm rather mellow 

some call it lazy 

me & myself 

and I ain't with the daisies 

cause I'm no g ddam flower 

and every single dancer in circumference 

receives a golden shower 

I'm here to insult the 

hip hop John Travolta 

ya think ya all that 

but really you're shorter than a midget 

I don't fidgit, with the ballet, 

CUBE: Phuck a dancer! 

DEL: Because that's what my pals say 

and brothers don't shake ya rumps 

wearin' biker shorts is like chokin' on ya nuts 

because ya might end up with a cramp or a hernia 

and that's much worse, than a fine girl burnin' ya 

plus it ain't fly for you to have your behind 

blasted all out like a feline 

see I'm givin' you advice 

make ya think twice 

cause dance groups don't last past Minute Rice 

so change ya conept 

acquire some skills on the mic while I'm pissin' on your steps. 

[CHORUS:] 

"I gotta take a leak for the weak... (REPEAT)" 

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