The Wacky World Of Mass Transit Lyrics - Del The Funky Homosapien

Fresh from the meadow with a mellow attitude 

I was plannin' to persue another quest for the bus 

I had to go to San Fran, it's something that I can't stand 

It's beggin' for a ride with ma dukes makes a fuss 

I don't like fussin' so I ask my older cousin 

Could he maybe find time to give the D-E-L a lift 

He said it is impossible because he has a roster full of plans for the 

day 

I had to go and sift through pennies in my jeans 

To many it may seem that the public transportation really isn't keen 

And I agree with the theory 

Because it's 3:30 and the bus was due at 2:35 

I wear my Girbauds so I can wait with pride 

I waited at the bus stop feeling kinda high 

From a spliff that I smoked 

I riffed and provoked 

A liitle scene when the bus arrived late like a joke 

With a corny punchline 

And it was only lunchtime 

The bus should've been here, the driver had much time 

To get is act together 

No matter what the weather 

Now I'm sittin' at the bus stop waitin' like forever 

[SKIT #1] 

When oh when is the bus gonna come 

I'm getting sick and tired of the wait 

When oh when is the bus gonna come 

Well here comes a pack of about 14 

Lookin' real mean with hoodies and jeans 

And bad attitudes and I wasn't in the mood 

For no head on collision with the hoods 

Try to use my transfer but it's no good 

Would these rough lookin' kids get busy with the youngsta 

Amongst the many who must catch rapid transit to get through the city 

I'm not certain 

But if I go sit in the back it's curtains 

Kids wanna ride the back 

What kinda shit is that? 

Nowadays niggas can't wait to hit the back 

Let me stand in the front with the elderly 

So those other cats won't raise hell with me 

[SKIT #2] 

Oh golly gee, not another day on the 46A 

I should've caught the 46B 

'Cause dukes takes the mass scene and group through the trees 

And shoots the breeze with the ladies 

Look at that around the way girl 

Yeah, I see her 

(whistle) More crack than a drug dealer 

A kid sits by me with a gang of afro sheen on 

I'm not Joe Clark and I would hate for him to lean on 

My shoulder and try to hold a conversation 

'Cause I don't have the patience 

When oh when is the bus gonna reach its destination 

Question over space and time 

Wastin' time 

Word up, I can't take this line of nitwits 

I'm about to have a fit quick 

'Cause this trip here is making me car sick 

Check out the brother with the loaded .38 

Braggin' to his buddies about the money that he makes 

Sellin' crack viles like pancakes 

To baseheads just like the one 

That's sittin by the window starvin' for a fix 

He spent his last 80 cents on fare 

He raises up and lets me get in his chair 

Then I sit and take a snooze 

But I still lose 

'Cause I cruise right past my stop 

Had to get off and walk 15 blocks. . . 

Related 

The Best Karaoke Songs Ever, Ranked 

Eminem Takes Down Trump In Powerful Freestyle Rap During BET Awards 

Cardi B and Twitter React To 'Bodak Yellow' Hitting No. 1 On The Hot 100 

Photos