Capped Teeth And Caesar Salad Lyrics - Denise Van Outen

Capped teeth and caesar salad 

Healthy Beverly Hills 

No booze and no red meat 

You have to stay petite 

You're allowed to bonk 

But keep off the plonk 

Out here everyone's lala 

That's why it's called LA 

Go wild once in a while 

With a large chamomile 

I'll email you and have a nice day 

Botox, Ashtanga yoga 

Starstruck Beverly Hills 

Where every woman shops 

Till her chauffer drops 

When her bosoms droop 

Fifty surgeons swoop 

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Waiter, she'll take the yogurt 

And a cold Perrier 

She's eaten nothing fried 

Since the old queen died 

Let's stay in touch and have a nice day 

"Hello. Tyler King's desk." 

"Oh, hello. Can I speak to Tyler, please?" 

"No, I'm afraid he's going over the weekend grosses and the Hollywood Reporter. If you'd like to leave a message, we'll get right back to you. Thanks for calling. Have a nice day." 

"Ugh." 

Capped teeth and caesar salad 

Unreal Beverly Hills 

A sixty year old man 

Behaves like Peter Pan 

Wears a baseball cap 

Buys his clothes from Gap 

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No one's left in the closet 

No big deal to be gay 

Both men and women go 

In search of Russell Crowe 

I'll have to run now 

Have a nice day 

I'll call you back and have a nice day