Caught Lyrics - Everything Sucks - Descendents

Hear about the president? 

He used to smoke pot 

He never broke the law 

Cause he never got caught 

It's a sign of the times, it's the ultimate crime 

Guilty of being caught red handed 

The roll of the dice says your gonna do time 

Guilty of being caught red handed 

Junkie drug dealer does 50 years time 

Wile the millionaire murderer just pays a fine 

It's a sign of the times 

It's the ultimate crime 

Guilty of being caught red handed 

The roll of the dice says you're gonna do time 

Guilty of being caught red handed 

I'll pretend not to see 

What you pretend you don't do 

I'm innocent like you 

So many stupid laws 

Gonna have to break a few 

Speed or run a red light I might too 

When the man pulls you over like it or not 

You're just one of the many 

Only you got caught 

chorus 

I'll pretend not to see 

What you pretend you don't do 

I'm innocent 

Chorus.