Royal Jelly Lyrics - Singles - Dewey Cox

Mailboxes drip like lampposts 

In the twisted birth canal of the coliseum 

Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum 

O' say, "Can you see 'em?" 

Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat 

'N' the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack 

Pressing, passing, stinging half synthetic fabrications of his time 

The mouse with the overbite 

Explained how the rabbits were ensnared 

'N' the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat 

Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life 

In my mind, I'm half blind 

My inner ref is mostly deaf 

I'm smell impaired if you cared 

My sense of taste is wasted 

On the phosphorescent orange peels 

Of San Francisco axe-encrusted frenzy 

So let me touch you 

Let me touch you 

Let me touch you 

Let me touch you 

Where the Royal Jelly gets made 

Coloratura singers bringing weeds and social clingers 

Hangers-on and fancy flinger's to the dress ball 

Mushrooms and bowling pins 

Stove pipe hats and other things I can't recall from Juvenile hall 

We're so unlucky and stuff 

Woodrow Wilson never had it so tough 

Dairy Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline 

Paul Bunyan and James Dean 

Allegory agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry 

And Shenandoah tapestries compared with good mahogany 

Collapsing the undying postcard romance 

With feline perspicacity by the university 

That night I held a paucity 

Which you deemed common courtesy 

I wasn't what you thought I'd be 

I shouldn't have invited you to dance 

In my tree I'm halfway free 

And in my chair one quarter there 

In my dream one-sixteenth cream 

In the coffee of the courtier 

Of the sycophant assistant to the king 

So let me touch you 

Let me touch you 

Let me touch you 

Let me touch you 

Where the Royal Jelly gets made 

You're a liar