Squaggy Doo Lyrics - Dickies

[studio out take] 

his head is big and brown and flat 

he's about to rape a cat 

they call him squaggy doo 

he arches back and his dick ? 

he's just a big horny overgrown puppy 

kwang chung 

his mouth is black and his nuts are black 

there's an eight inch doodle stick 

working it's way out of his back 

they call him sqauggy doo 

licking his bone 

he's in the kitchen all alone 

but he'd really like to be friends with you 

squaggy dog squaggy doo my dog 

you make it look so easy 

you're butthole is so breezy - kill 

you poor old sod it's only me 

remember when you you were down on your knees 

and the cats that cling onto your beard 

they were screaming in agony 

hey when you dug the bone out the ground 

and the poor mailman came to ... 

and your landmines blew like ...