Whack The Dalai Lama Lyrics - Dickies

There's one hand clapping and it's in my head 

Whack the Dalai Lama 

He's telling me he'd be better off dead 

Whack the Dalai Lama 

And he's the focus of evil in the world today 

Whack the Dalai Lama 

Well i'm the real Dalai Lama anyway 

Whack the Dalai Lama 

Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack 

Whack the Dalai Lama 

Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack 

Whack the Dalai Lama 

He's an informant for the FBI 

Whack the Dalai Lama 

Stop me and tell the world goodbye 

Whack the Dalai Lama 

And all the rich kids on the MTV 

Whack the Dalai Lama 

Are saying buy my records and Tibet goes free 

Whack the Dalai Lama 

Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack 

Whack the Dalai Lama 

Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack 

Whack the Dalai Lama 

Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack 

The bigger they come the harder they fall 

I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal 

So, line 'em up against the wall 

I'm not the Dalai Lama 

When there's no one there 

I'll be dressed as Richard Gere 

I'll sit down to meditate when I draw my gun 

He'll already have begun to re-incarnate 

The bigger they come the harder they fall 

I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal 

So, line 'em up against the wall 

I'm not the Dalai Lama 

Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack 

Whack the Dalai Lama 

Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack 

Whack the Dalai Lama 

Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack 

Whack the Dalai Lama 

Whack the Dalai Lama