Cooler Than You Lyrics - Venus Envy - Diesel Boy

I'm twenty four, I don't own a tie I don't have a job and I love to get = 

high my hairline's receding, I'm getting a gut I love to jerk off and I = 

love to read smut I can't beat you up, I can't run a mile I'm not Calvin = 

Klein, but I gots my own style I smoke a pack a day, on a good day it's = 

two but with all my faults I'm still cooler than you I can't drive a = 

stick, I don't really surf my parents disowned me 'cause I'm a real jerk I = 

don't really cook and I don't wash my car I can't program the timer on = 

my vcr I hate doing laundry, can't stand washing a plate I haven't seen = 

a girl naked since 1988 I know this sounds wrong but believe me it's = 

true with all this against me I'm still cooler than you now you must = 

realize I don't mean what I say but lying to myself helps me get through = 

the day we are the same, we are Abbot and Lou you are as I and I are as = 

you 

Submitted by: Mel