Pimp Council Lyrics - Golden Grain - Disturbing Tha Peace

All rise, order in the court 

The honorable judge muthafuckin' Too Short 

Presidin' over Superior Players Court 

First case is the State vs. Fate Wilson A.K.A. Baby Flex 

You bein' charged wit home invasion and hoe slaughter 

For fuckin' another nigga's bitch 

Listen close to what I say, dog, it might hurt ya 

I be cuttin' ya girl while you be goin' to work bruh 

When she first called my conscience was like, "Hell naw, Fate don't" 

But she said, "I'm only around the corner", and popped her li'l punt 

Apartment 5701, told her I was eatin' right now 

Be over there when I get done, got there, knocked on the door 

She opened up the door half naked, lookin' exquisite 

Ackin' mad 'cuz I ain't spoke to her since the last time a nigga hit it 

She said, "Don't worry forget it since 'cause we only have 30 minutes" 

'Fore her man came home for lunch, so I bust my nut and raised up with 

Five minutes to spare, her man unaware, I saw him in traffic 

Beeped the horn and threw a deuce in the air, yeah, I'm a playa 

But I feel guilty 'bout cuttin' a broad 

I need counsellin' dog, 'cuz it's guilty as charged 

Simply because I felt victim to lust and 

Knowin' all the while it was my cousin' girlfriend I had been fuckin' 

(Damn) 

The court finds you guilty as charged 

Your sentence is PUI school 

For pimpin' under the influence, nigga 

Next case 

Oh, we got us a repeat offender in the house 

Jenny Jones A.K.A. Shawnna 

Same ol' charge, wanted in 8 states 

What's yo story this time? 

Oh yes, yo' honor I see we talkin' again 

I have no representation now shall we begin? 

I know you seen my face before but hold on my friend 

It's niggas gettin' away with doin' the same shit I did 

I can't do no bid, I got a mortgage and my kids in a forest by the bridge 

And I drives a Rolls Royce in a porridge with dem grills 

So you understand I was tryna pay me some bills 

When I was flippin' outta state while I was takin' a chill 

Shootin' deem and a couple friends, spend a couple ends 

Took the top off of the drop and let the bubble spin 

Niggas got off in my knot and let them troubles in 

So I decided to put that shit in my own hands 

None of these hoes can fuck me, only God judge me 

That man told me he love me and he flash money 

My only crime could just be livin' it filthy 

So let me hear it on mo' time, not guilty 

Bailiff, take her into custody 

Oh, no, not my baby 

Hell naw 

Next case 

State vs. Velvet Jones A.K.A. Ludacris 

You bein' charged with impedin' ho traffic 

Spendin' too much time tryna fuck one hoe 

How do you plead Mr. Jones? 

Man, I'm the pimp of all pimps and y'all comin' up short 

Calm down before I hold yo ass contempt of court 

Ya honor, just be cool, let me approach that bench 

And sprinkle seasonin' on yo ears on how I choked that beeutch 

Well, did she promise you the pussy, mayn? 

She certainly did I got empty McDonald's cups in my car and my crib 

She owe me sumthin', bitch betta show me sumthin' 

Wrap her legs around my waist and start to throw me sumthin' 

I'm simply the meanest, you lookin' at the stroke of a genius 

The only verdict made should be the subpoena uh this penis 

No objections or appeals, let's cut us a deal 

And I promise to tell the truth if my partner don't squeal 

She's awfully cautious, said the jury makes her nauseous 

And she said she'd suck my dick if I dropped the charges 

Oh, no, time to make ya kidneys shift but didn't you fuck her best friend? 

Oh, I plead the fifth 

Yeah, that sound like some shit you'll say 

Ol' pimp ass nigga 

Due to lack of evidence, I'm droppin' the charges 

Don't let me see you in here again 

Let this be a lesson learned, if you don't know your player rules 

You liable to violate the game and get sent away for a long, long time 

Remember never hate on a real player 

It ain't gon' get you nowhere, mayn 

It's a lotta hoes out there player so 

Ain't no reason for you to fuck ya best friend 

Or ya cousin or ya brother's girl 

Get ya own bitch, mayn, you know what I'm sayin'? 

You runnin' around here 

Violatin' major player rules 

You 'bout to get the muthafuckin' book thrown at yo bitch ass 

Fuckin' 'round in this court 

You know what I'm sayin'? 

It's all about the money, baby 

If it ain't about the money, it ain't about shit 

To all you niggas runnin' 'round here 

Corny than a motherfucker 

Just tryna fuck a bitch 'cuz you wanna get a nut off 

Think about that money first, mayn 

What is that bitch doin' for you? 

What are you gettin' outta the situation? 

Tryna give a bitch sumthin' 

What you gon' give her sumthin' for, some pussy? 

It's trickin', mayn, don't be a beeutch 

Be a real pimp, nigga 

Make that hoe pay you for every thang you do 

Every thang you do you gotta get money, mayn all day, all night 

I wouldn't fuck a bitch for free 

Just like I wouldn't rap for free, motherfucker 

Yeah, you know my favorite word, beeutch