The Booklovers Lyrics - Divine Comedy

This book deals with epiphenomenalism, 

which has to do with consciousness as a mere accessory of physiological processes whose presence or absence... 

makes no difference... whatever are you doing?" 

Aphra Benn: Hello 

Cervantes: Donkey 

Daniel Defoe: To christen the day! 

Samuel Richardson: Hello 

Henry Fielding: Tittle-tattle Tittle-tattle... 

Lawrence Sterne: Hello 

Mary Wolstencraft: Vindicated! 

Jane Austen: Here I am! 

Sir Walter Scott: We're all doomed! 

Leo Tolstoy: Yes! 

Honoré de Balzac: Oui... 

Edgar Allen Poe: Aaaarrrggghhhh! 

Charlotte Brontë: Hello... 

Emily Brontë: Hello... 

Anne Brontë: Hellooo.? 

Nikolai Gogol: Vas chi 

Gustav Flaubert: Oui 

William Makepeace Thackeray: Call me 'William Makepeace Thackeray' 

Nathaniel Hawthorne: The letter 'A' 

Herman Melville: Ahoy there! 

Charles Dickens: London is so beautiful this time of year... 

Anthony Trollope: good-good-good-good evening! 

Fyodor Dostoevsky: Here come the sleepers... 

Mark Twain: I can't even spell 'Mississippi'! 

George Eliot: George reads German 

Emile Zola: J'accuse 

Henry James: Howdy Miss Wharton! 

Thomas Hardy: Ooo-arrr! 

Joseph Conrad: I'm a bloody boring writer... 

Katherine Mansfield: (cough cough) 

Edith Wharton: Well hello, Mr James! 

DH Lawrence: Never heard of it 

EM Forster: Never heard of it! 

Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his own; 

He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today' 

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James Joyce: Hello there! 

Virginia Woolf: I'm losing my mind! 

Marcel Proust: Je me'en souviens plus 

F Scott Fitzgerald: baa bababa baa 

Ernest Hemingway: I forgot the... 

Hermann Hesse: Oh es ist alle so häßlich 

Evelyn Waugh: Whoooaarr! 

William Faulkner: Tu connait William Faulkner? 

Anaïs Nin: The strand of pearls 

Ford Maddox Ford: Any colour, as long as it's black! 

Jean-Paul Sartre: Let's go to the dome, Simone! 

Simone de Beauvoir: C'est exact present 

Albert Camus: The beach... the beach 

Franz Kafka: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! 

Thomas Mann: Mam 

Graham Greene: Call me 'pinky', lovely 

Jack Kerouac: Me car's broken down... 

William S Burroughs: Woww! 

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Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his own; 

He who has life and strength enough to say 

Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today 

Kingsley Amis: (cough) 

Doris Lessing: I hate men! 

Vladimir Nabokov: Hello, little girl... 

William Golding: Achtung Busby! 

JG Ballard: Instrument binnacle 

Richard Brautigan: How are you doing? 

Milan Kundera: I don't do interviews 

Ivy Compton Burnett: Hello... 

Paul Theroux: Have a nice day! 

Günter Grass: I've found snails! 

Gore Vidal: Oh, it makes me mad! 

John Updike: Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run... 

Kazuro Ishiguro: Ah so, old chap! 

Malcolm Bradbury: stroke John Steinbeck, stroke JD Salinger 

Iain Banks: Too orangey for crows! 

AS Byatt: Nine tenths of the law, you know... 

Martin Amis: (burp) 

Brett Easton Ellis: Aaaaarrrggghhh! 

Umberto Eco: I don't understand this either... 

Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Mi casa es su casa 

Roddy Doyle: ha ha ha! 

Salman Rushdie: Names will live forever...