Merry Christmas From The Family Lyrics - Dixie Chicks

Mom got drunk and dad got drunk at our Christmas party 

We were drinkin' champagne punch and homemade eggnog 

Little sister brought her new boyfriend, he was a Mexican 

We didn't know what to think of him 

Until he sang, "Felis Navidad, Felis Navidad" 

Brother Ken brought his kids with him 

The three from his first wife Lynn 

And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell 

Of course he brought his new wife Kay, who talks all about AA 

Chain smokin' while the stereo plays, 'Noel, Noel, the first Noel' 

Carve the Turkey, turn the ball game on 

Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone 

Send somebody to the 'Quickpak Store' 

We need some ice and an extension chord 

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A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites 

A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights 

Haleluja everybody say cheese 

Merry Christmas from the family 

Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen 

I can't remember how I'm kin to them 

But when they tried to plug their motor home in 

They blew our Christmas lights 

Cousin David knew just what went wrong 

So we all waited out on our front lawn 

He threw a breaker and the lights came on 

And we sang, "Silent night, oh silent night" 

Carve the Turkey turn the ball game on 

Make bloody Mary's 'cause we all want one 

Send somebody to the 'Stop 'N Go' 

We need some celery and a can of fake snow 

Photos 

A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites 

A box of tampons, and some Salem lights 

Hallelujah, everybody say cheese 

Merry Christmas from the family 

Felis Navidad