Wondering Lyrics - Singles - Does It Offend You, Yeah?

Yeah, yeah 

Check it 

My pen's a flame-thrower 

My eye's glazed over 

Why am I chain smoking? 

Who needs a Beethoven? 

Who shall I take a pop at? 

Call me Jake LaMotta 

I'm a cross-breed of Chopper Reid and Ray Liotta 

Planet Hotmail, crash like Roswell 

This is Planet Hostile, like Lee Harvey Oswald 

I see scared people 'cos I see unfair leaders 

I see dead people 'cos I see shared needles 

It's all liposuction, it's all thigh reduction 

It's all filofaxes and nice bible bashing 

Let the fat kids try it, it's called the Atkin's Diet 

Well all this advertising, it's kinda patronizing 

Wrapped in Klein and Polo Sport 

But the truth stays quieter than a coma ward 

I keep seeing Bill Hick's ghost 

He says World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones 

Wondering 

Is this there all there is 

Since I was, since I began to be 

Wondering 

Is this there all there is 

Since I was, since I began to be 

Must be my greatest triumph 

My face lit up by the lightning 

As I watch all the ravens fly off 

In my grave I turn 

But what did I die of? 

Next to the flowers 

Propped up its my biog 

It took a lot to compile 

So have a read and see 

It's all there in chronological files 

Rocks fall from the sky 

We chant war cries 

As dance round the fire like Lord of the Flies 

They think you need a shrink to relate 

But all you need is the strength to throw a sink through the wall and escape 

Why place a gun up to my head and end all of it? 

When I can turn water into wine and then walk on it 

Germ warfare we've been warned of it 

Soon kids will take packed lunches and gas masks to school with them 

But shit, surely someone should sue someone 

Holy jihads, batman someone should do something