Lounger Lyrics - Singles - Dogs Die In Hot Cars

I know nothing, don't know much 

I think my education's gone out to lunch 

I can't remember, I cannot think 

What is the difference between iron and zinc 

I can listen, I can speak 

But my conversational skills are gobblety geek 

I know Harold in ten sixty six 

Got shot in the eye with a long pointy stick 

Revolutions and world war two is it true what they say 

That Charles De Gaulle was a hero and Churchill's a Nero 

I threw that away 

I get up when I like 

Wear anything I like 

Don't keep up with the cool 

I make up my own rules 

Don't have to eat my greens 

Or keep my bedroom extra tidy 

'Cause nobody is around to tell me off 

Now I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging about is good 

I know all I need to know 

Why talk sahili if it's where I won't go 

Latin is clever and sexy is French 

Sprechen Sie Deutsch would hardly make sense 

Inquisitions and missionaries seem fairly bizarre 

Do I follow commandments from moses or petals off roses 

I am the czar 

I get up when I like 

Wear anything I like 

Don't keep up with the cool 

I make up my own rules 

Don't have to eat my greens 

Or keep my bedroom extra tidy 

'Cause nobody is around to tell me off 

I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging about is good 

Revolutions and world war two is it true what they say 

That Charles De Gaulle was a hero and Churchill's a Nero 

I threw that away 

I get up when I like 

Wear anything I like 

Don't keep up with the cool 

I make up my own rules 

Don't have to eat my greens 

Or keep my bedroom extra tidy 

'Cause nobody is around to tell me off 

I get up when I like 

Wear anything I like 

Don't keep up with the cool 

I make up my own rules 

Don't have to eat my greens 

Or keep my bedroom extra tidy 

'Cause nobody is around to tell me off 

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