Riboflavin-flavored, Non-carbonated, Polyunsaturated Blood Lyrics - Don Hinson & The Rigormorticians

When the moon arises in the western sky 

And the vampires are out on the sly 

At times they have trouble finding necks to bite 

That's why I concocted my new delight 

My riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood 

(His riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood) 

Drac came to me one night at twelve 

And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf 

I explained, "Don't fret, I'll give you a fix 

Of my newly-regenerated mix" 

I gave him riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood 

(He gave him riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood) 

It gives you quick relief, you see 

From fang aches and corpuscle deficiency 

And after consuming my laboratory brew 

It'll make a new a new vampire of you 

(It's got [?] added, only five calories, polyunsaturated blood) 

Drake enjoyed my brew without a hitch 

Now he's one of those who'd rather fight than switch 

If you're biting more necks, enjoying it less 

Try, my new non-carbonatedness 

My riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood 

(His riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood) 

It helps promote perspiration odor 

(Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood) 

It puts bad breath in ghouls 

(Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood) 

Why, our group had twenty-one percent fewer fangs 

(I gotta tell ya, it makes a great bloody Mary, too) 

(Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood) 

(Frank, you oughtta try one of these things) 

(Riboflavin-flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)