Funk You Lyrics - Singles - Doug Anthony All Stars

I don't know much about ART but I can tell you this 

Duchamps's Urinal is a piece of piss 

Van Gogh cut off his ear to spite his face (So What) 

Me, I've got a message for the whole human race 

I want to be a phallic symbol like the Tower of Pisa 

And wipe the smile off smile off the face of that bitch, the Mona Lisa 

I'll date Botticelli's Venus, just to tease her 

But unless you're hung like a Jackson Pollock 

You couldn't please her! 

Funk you and funk your mother 

Funk your sister, funk your auntie 

And funk your little brother 

When you've learnt how to funk one another 

Don't leave that groovy thing on the shelf 

Go home to the one you love and 

Funk yourself 

As Gallileo said, "And yet it moves" 

While Oppenheimer splits the atom 

And Newton finds the groove 

But me, I agree with Einstein 

Who put it so much simpler 

I want it to end as it began 

With one BIG BANG, not a whimper! 

Funk you, funk quantum physics 

When you've proved their theory's wrong 

You can go and funk the cynics 

Take a proton pill as you butt-funk the critics 

You're E=MC squared (That's your life) 

Well funk your buddy and 

Funk your wife 

Sexual psychology fasinates me more than art or science 

I've attempted intercourse with every household appliance 

A girl came to my clinic, I guess you'd call her a client 

She wouldn'y shake my hand which I found so defiant 

I said, "My Psychoanalyst is gonna love you 

'Cause you look just like my sister" 

She said "But I've got no arms 

And armless girls cannot play twister" 

She tried to take my pants off with her teeth 

But her stiff upper lip got caught in the metal zip 

Funk you and funk your mother 

Funk your sister, funk your auntie 

And funk your little brother 

When you've learnt how to funk one another 

Don't leave that groovy thing on the shelf 

Go home to the one you love and 

Home to the one you love and 

Home to the one you love and 

Funk yourself