Gilbert And Sullivan 2 Lyrics - Doug Anthony All Stars

If you want to know who we are 

If you want to know who we are 

We are gentlemen from Japan 

We are gentlemen from Japan 

Shall I babysit for your sister Gwen? 

I shall run round here house naked and try on her underwear 

Oh! Have I said something wrong again? 

Shall I babysit for your sister Gwen? 

Will you let me be your cocker-spaniel pup? 

Punish me for disobedience, rub my nose in "it" 

You can treat me rough (rough rough) 

Oh! let me be your cocker-spaniel pup? 

OR 

Push bamboo shoots up my arse 

Beat me with piping while you wear a latex mask 

I'm so shy I dare not ask 

Will you push bamboo shoots up my arse?