I F*** Dogs Lyrics - Doug Anthony All Stars

I Fuck Dogs 

In the park, at the docks 

When the moon is up high in the sky 

The great dane is too tall 

chiwawa's are to small 

but the dog that I like 

to quell up at night 

'cause the dushhound is best of all 

'cause he is longer than he's thinner 

he love to let me in 

His eyes swell with love 

he fits like a glove 

and that's why he's man's best friend! 

I fuck dogs, he fucks dogs, I fuck dogs, we fuck dogs 

We all fuck dogs in the park (and the pound) 

She fucks dogs, she fucks dogs, she fucks dogs, she fucks dogs 

We all fuck dogs in the park 

He's got bed bugs, tits and knits 

If he scratches, then I itch 

but The kennel is cramped and though he's a scamp 

life with a dog is a bitch 

You'll never be alone, if you give the dog a bone 

and the pee wee don't kiss but the problem is this 

His bark (woof, woof, woof, wooof woof woof) 

is worse than his bite 

(cough, cough cough etc) 

furball 

is worse than his bite 

I fuck dogs 

in the park 

after the dock 

when the moon is up high in the sky 

and I'm not proud.