Gruesome Gary Lyrics - Down By Law

I remember when we walked as one 

And all the truths were known 

And we were scrappers in the 

Schoolyard fights, talked tough on the telephone 

But there was always one big guy 

Who feared nothing and no one 

His name was Gary and he looked 

So mean, he wasn't a lot of fun 

When he walked by, you got the fuck 

Out of the way, now Gary was the 

Schoolyard bully, didn't have a lot of friends 

He had kids do his homework for him, stupid 'til the end 

On graduation day he stood the tallest 

And he got his degree, he couldn't add 

Two plus two, let loose on society 

When he walked by, you got the fuck out of the way 

Gary was the top cat in his day 

Everybody said that he'd get his someday 

And I swear to this day that I still see his face 

When I have a bad dream at night 

He's the monster to my right 

Now gruesome Gary met his 

Match at a young and tender age 

He got a whipping at the mall one night 

And the police took him away 

The town cheered and the geeks 

All jeered but I'll just make a bet 

Gary will live on in infamy 

He was the meanest guy you ever met