Halfsharkalligatorhalfman Lyrics - Dr. Octagonecologyst - Dr. Octagon

Intro One: (only on Dr. Octagon "hidden track" original version) 

I would have been completely dead had it not been for the Shark Man. 

Shark Man? *chuckling* 

Judging from his appearance, that's the most appropriate 

name I could come up with for him. 

I hate this kid. 

This uhh... THING you're talking about. 

It had the body of a shark, and the arms and face of a man? 

That's the chap. 

Holy jumping jackfish! 

Intro Two: Mr. Gerbik 

*moaning, growling* 

Yes, you have met the dangerous 208 year-old Uncle of Dr. Octagon. 

I myself Mr. Gerbik. Half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator. 

Carrying a dead walrus. Check it. 

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Verse One: Mr. Gerbik 

With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue yellow 

Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac 

My skin turn orange and green in the limousine 

People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline 

Underwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeve 

Walking down Hollywood Boulevard with a credit card 

Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard 

Transvestites, and people watch space parasites 

I left his head in the store, legs in the street 

Body in Wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet 

L.A.P.D. through gray clouds couldn't see me 

I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow 

People got scared and ranned away they think I'm weird 

I was born this way, halfsharkalligator 

Is he weird? 

Chorus: Mr. Gerbik *singing* 

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"Half man, half shark!" 

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"Half man, half shark!" 

Verse Two: Mr. Gerbik 

My vomit fluctuates, covers your skull like protoplasm 

Lightning bugs turn pink, on my tongue catches spasms 

Green elephants, I battle streets with a zebra 

My mechanism is more than Dionne's psychic voodoo 

African beads, snakeskins, cold script through you my medical passes 

You can't see, with greedy glasses 

Carbon dioxide, pour right through em with gases 

My description dinosaur 

I was made half-shark-half-man, my skin is like razor blades 

Seven-oh-seven, Mr. Gerbik 

Verbally no one change my thoughts, animals fly from Philly 

My appetites more big it's time for wildabeasts 

Adjust my skulls, seven eyes switch hydraulic scribbles 

and shrimps, mack gorillas like a pimp 

Half-shark-alligator-man 

Chorus 2X 

Verse Three: Mr. Gerbik 

In my real world, orangutangs dance for Thanksgiving 

With skeleton bones and skunk tails, is my mission 

Holding backward raps to all my power packs 

Babboons clap, and girl horses wanna hit the sack 

We're too bold for ocean water, monkeys sniffin ice 

Contact Jupiter pools Martians bring my rice 

I'm out flyin with purple capes in the twilight 

Oooh ooh ooh, tonight's the night 

My oxygen region's, New York to California 

Half shark alligator half man! 

Outro: PBS "Nature" 

It takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through 

the water plows while dragging two hundred and 

fifty pounds on your back... the crocodile's teeth 

are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through 

skin. During all the hours the somber lay in the water, 

but are unable to penetrate the deer's tough hide. 

The crocodiles make a few token objections; but in the 

end, give up the struggle.