Kinky Hypocrite Lyrics - Drive By Truckers

Hot blooded bible thumping cash on the barrel honey 

private jets and drunk CEOs 

from Pentecostal denim to highfalutin linens 

empty pockets line the deepest egos 

Its a tricky navigation from the wanting to the having, 

all the needs of a kinky hypocrite 

The greatest separators of fools from their money 

party harder than they like to admit 

Ain't it always you know who's boots 

scooting up a goose stepping rhythm to a simpler time 

quickest on the stick when the call of nature hits 

shuffle shoeing to a pissy Florsheim 

Every slope is slippery with a little something lacy 

tween your business and your poly wool blend 

The greatest separators of fools from their money 

party harder than they like to admit 

Book tours, miracle cures, affirmation and the end times immanence 

Low hanging headline grabbing ring masters and imaginary elephants 

Con~dem~Nation 

all at once or making payments on a daily syndicated hissy fit 

The greatest separators of fools from their money 

party harder than they like to admit