Stumbling Testicles Lyrics - Drown Your Babies Elsewhere

Here I am trying to avoid 

Ever having to say a single word 

Everything seems so menacing 

And I'm in desperate need of a friend 

But all the ways I try to convey 

That notion just seems to offend 

Not in reality but in my head 

Which for some reason ain't where it started 

Marching off the deepest end 

Far away from the screaming 

Like drunken demons that started teething 

Not mindful where they vent 

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The bathroom is scary 

Too many ducks 

Intently staring at my butt 

And why the hell this ridiculous motif 

And who keeps on missing the goddamn seat 

I can't go under all these eye 

Rubber painted orange smiles 

They float on the water now in the air 

And that's about when I got out of there 

Now Millie looks just like a cop on every single approach 

But he understands me about the ducks 

So he's good in my book 

In this state of random change 

I am lucid but the woods are strange 

My comfort has been revoked 

Not confident enough to hear a word like 

Death Death 

Happy thoughts less I get caught hooked on a word like 

Death Death 

Don't mind the breath because when I do I choke 

You're looking 

Red Red 

Get me a drink and for god sakes call them off 

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This one's trying to fuck and it's not apparent why 

This one claims a virtue but it's written off as lies 

I'll just shrug and dig my heels 

In what looks like some flawed ideals 

Happiness a misstep away 

She mistook me 

And then took me away 

But you know right now 

I need another 

Get me the bartender 

Because he's my brother 

But all he'd said was 

"How much did you eat?" 

And that wasn't a figure 

I was gonna repeat 

'cause acknowledging what I had done 

Would have given the bad trip validity 

"Why don't you go play guitar" 

Why would you wanna put this on stage? 

It's the worst show on fucking earth 

Stumbling testicles 

I'm deranged 

I jumped up and offed the shoes 

In the chair and rocked them loose 

Sanity nowhere to be found 

Luckily hours later I came down 

Back to a safe place so it seemed 

Then again I heard the screams 

So I ducked into what appeared 

A happy place still serving beer 

Larry's bar doesn't have any hours 

It just pops in and out of existence 

But he makes a mean white russian 

As does the bar wench 

Kayla's cute sitting in my lap 

When a cock-blocking few start to scrap 

The smaller of the two starting some crap 

With the object of their fight 

Rub'n up on Zack 

'cause he's the man regardless of fists 

And ping pong tables never win 

Against the all-encompassing wrath 

Of too much stress and an Absinthe bath 

But I got mine and he's got his 

And black eyes around for the discontent 

Cement pig-headed fucking bitches 

Swinging cocks of inhibition 

Welcome to Milton, wipe your shoes 

We got plenty of beer and plenty of Shrooms 

'cause what happens in Vegas we don't care 

'cause stranger shit has happened here