Jelly Lyrics - Drugstore

I know a guy who 

Goes to shows 

He makes me coffee 

He makes me toast 

He don't use butter 

He don't use cheese 

He don't use jelly 

Or any of these 

He uses vaseline 

Vaseline 

Vaseline 

Vaseline 

I know a guy who 

Goes to shows 

But when he's at home and 

Blows his nose 

He don't use tissues 

Or his sleeves 

He don't use napkins 

Or any of these 

He uses magazines 

Magazines 

Magazines 

Magazines 

I know a girl who 

Reminds me of cher 

She's always changing 

The colour of her hair 

She don't use nothing 

From the store 

She likes to keep her hair / real orange 

She uses tangerines 

Tangerines 

Tangerines 

Tangerines