Salt Lake City Lyrics - Dwarves

There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you except the one thing that you want me to 

We went across the mighty Rio Grande and saw Disneyland and the sea you and me 

But there's one thing I'll never do not even for you 

I'm not going to Salt Lake City 

There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you except to walk among the Osmond crew 

I know you're planning for a latter day and you can't betray what you know in Provo 

But there's one less town on the globe and if you must go there you're going alone 

I'm not going to Salt Lake City even if they tell me I can stay 

Even if they resurrect my brain I don't wanna go there I don't wanna go insane 

I'm not pure and I'm not pretty and I'm not going to Salt Lake City 

I'm not living in Hello Kitty and I'm not going to Salt Lake City