Mack Minister Lyrics - Tha Hall Of Game - E-40

I'd like to thank the mack god for all tha playa prophets that he sent 

I'd like to thank him for Donald Going and Iceberg Slim 

for dottin their I's and crossin their T's, poppin their P's, and 

flexin their G's 

I'd like to thank the mack god for all the playa prophets that he 

sent before me and 40 water 

For the mack I chose 40 water 

To come into the world and change and rearrange 

To lace the suckers and the anti playa 

He came in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, on the glad sandwich bag 

and floated ashore 

And as soon as he hit the shore, he balanced the game 

He said that nine-tenths of his law was possession 

And that nine-tenths of his game was position 

And that everything was done on the approach 

The mack god said that he would send an extraordinary one 

On the side of 40 water and he won't just be a playa 

He will be an extraordinary playa 

Now we gonna turn the mack book from page 211 to chapter 187 

And it talks about how they had a kangaroo court for the playas 

And how dem suckas is out there with trumped up charged on E-40 

Well, if you wanna judge the 40 water, bring him before 12 G's 

And open his files 

And you will see that he has been true with a capital T since he 

was knee high to a grasshopper 

That the mack god said that in the year 1555, that there was a 

great explosion and some of the playas inhaled some fumes 

pertaining additives, preservatives and artificial flavors 

The mack god refers to them as suckas 

And he said that he would send one that would come from one 

That was despised and rejected 

And that he would send this extraordinary one in the world 

And when he come, he would come with ten commandments 

And the commandments would be: 

Thou shall not snitch 

Thou shall not infiltrate 

Thou shall not perpetrate 

Thou shall not playa hate 

Thou shall not hold trust 

Thou shall not hold say 

Thou shall not pay a trick 

Thou shall not disrespect the game 

Thou shall not be broke 

And thou shall not be without their thang 

The mack god said that just because you meet a hoe 

And she wears a jersey that say champion and eat a bowl of wheaties 

Don't make her a winner 

Will she sell her hips, her lips and her fingertips 

Will you tear down doors 

And knock out CO's 

Can you go the distance 

Will you be the one with the checkered flag in your hand 

Yeah, cuz I will be the winner 

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