Merry Muthaf***in' Xmas Lyrics - Eazy-duz-it - Eazy E

Come on over hunnie 

And give your uncle dolamite a kiss 

Well what you want baby? 

Would you tell me a story? 

You want me to tell you a story? 

Hell yeah! 

Me too! 

Yes hunnie i'm a tell you a story 

About the bad ass eazy e 

He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three 

Listen and listen well 

He's a bad muthafu- 

Gimmie that god damn book! 

Here let me read you this one 

Chrismas in compton 

It was a silent night, yes a holy night 

Until mr. claus turned into santa muthafuckin' right? 

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Deck the halls with balls of holy 

Fa la la la la la la la la 

Tis the season to be jolly... 

Merry chrismas muthafucka! 

Merry muthafuckin' chrismas and a ho ho ho! 

While i'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe 

Now dashin' through the snow 

In a candy right top 6-4 

Over the hills i go 

Laughin' at this hoe 

Nuts on rich and rings 

Makin' me feel right 

Oh what fun it is to know 

That i'm gonna get this pussy tonight 

So ring them bells, ring them bells 

Shes takin' it all the way 

Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way 

Hey ring them bells, ring them bells 

Shes takin' it all the way 

Oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick 

Oh yay! 

Tis the season to get busy 

Compton crime lick 

And i'm smokin' on this stick. 

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Ho ho ho come sit on my face 

I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for chrismas 

Ho ho. 

I want a slay ride 

A cd player 

A fifty rum??? and i'm gonna cum 

A vcr???? some porno flicks 

Rudolph the red nose reindeer??? like a everlastin' gobstoper??? poppa 

I dig a ho 

Crack a dough 

By the nuts oh???? fuckin' in tha snow 

I made him drop to his knees 

Yeah you know whats up 

I said heres some candy canes eat'em up???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree. 

All i want for chrismas is my two front teeth 

My two front teeth, my two front teeth 

All i want for chrismas is my two front teeth 

Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat. 

Buck wheat is a waskal 

Thats no chrismas 

And all the toys, boys and girls 

Fuck ya wishes 

I got happy over joy in this muthafucka 

No indo under my tree so santa be a sucka??? when i was young i was the only kid 

Who had enough guts to be 

Good ole hearin' on the east 

I'd stay awake just to let america know 

That santa was a fake 

I used to believe in saint dick when elvis was alive 

But all the fuckin' bullshit got played when i was five 

Years oh just stay young, bold datin' 

Singin' silent night carolin' recietin' 

Now all i want for chrismas is my indo wreath 

I got my two front teeth 

Uncle eazy be the???? 

Just spread me a leaf 

Little kids don't cry 

When you find out the santa claus is just a fuckin' lye. 

On the third day of chrismas my homeboys gave to me 

Three pounds of indo 

Two birds of cocaine 

And a a muthafuckin' k bitch. 

Eazy-e oh eazy-e 

Show us how you treat those bitches 

I saw mommy fuckin' eazy-e. 

Close the door little bitch 

I'm gettin' these draws. 

I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop. 

I don't give a fuck 

I'm gettin' chrismas caught 

Ho ho ho and away i go. 

Oh saint nick got a dick like a ho 

Well wheres this???? 

Shut the fuck up bitches 

And go back to sleep. 

Yo black what you want for christmas? 

Yo black i want a job??? corn on the cob 

But a nigga will eat them chicken, and 

Chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food 

Whos climbin' in my window 

Smokin' up indo 

My carin' and high make a high know 

Yo black what you want for christmas? 

Yo black i want some cash 

So i can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash. 

A rump pa pump pump 

A rump pa pump pump 

Merry muthafuckin' chrismas 

Merry muthafuckin' chrismas 

Merry muthafuckin' chrismas 

And have a fucked up new year You biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!! 

And they all went to prison 

And lived fucked up lives ever after 

The end