Merry Muthafuckin X-mas Lyrics - 5150 Home 4 Tha Sick - Eazy E

Come on over, honey 

And give your uncle Dolemite a kiss 

Well, what you want, baby? 

Would you tell me a story? 

You want me to tell you a story? 

Hell yeah! 

Me too! 

Yes honey, I'mma tell you a story 

About the bad-ass Eazy-E 

He was drinking whisky and gin at the age of three 

Listen and listen well 

He's a bad muthafu- 

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Here, let me read you this one 

Christmas in Compton 

It was a silent night, yes, a holy night 

Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' Wright? 

Deck the halls with balls of holly 

Fa la la la la la la la la 

Tis the season to be jolly... 

Merry Chrismas, motherfucker! 

Merry muthafuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho! 

While I'm riding that cot under the missle toe 

Now dashing through the snow 

In a candy red top 6-4 (hittin' them switches) 

Over the hills I go 

Laughing at this ho 

Nuts on rich and ring 

Making me feel right 

Oh what fun it is to know 

That I'm gonna get this pussy tonight 

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So ring them bells, ring them bells 

She's taking it all the way 

Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way, hey 

Ring them bells, ring them bells 

She's taking it all the way 

Oh what fun it is to nut while she's sucking my dick 

Oh yay! 

Tis the season to get bitten 

Compton crime lick 

And I'm smoking on this shit 

Ho ho ho come sit on my face 

I mean, lap, and tell me what you want for Christmas 

Ho ho 

I want a sleigh ride 

A Christmas Eve stick of rum 

She said I slide down the chimney and I'm gonna cum 

A VCR on the set with nothing but porno flicks 

Get some Rudolph the red nose rein. 

Getcha that gum like a everlastin' gobstoper??? poppa 

I dig a ho 

Crack a dough 

By the nuts oh 

I want to be having a good time fuckin' in tha snow 

I made him drop to his knees 

Yeah you know whats up 

I said here's some candy canes eat'em up 

I send him down, they jumping down, swinging by my toes 

Send me some cheese, I want the candy cream and the loot 

I want Santa to send me a little jack horny guy 

I want him to shake me?? 

So all on the hunt, bon appetit 

And a condom in a tree 

All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth 

My two front teeth, my two front teeth 

All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth 

Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat 

Buck wheat is a waskal 

That's no Chrismas 

And all the toys, boys and girls 

Fuck ya wishes 

I not happy, overjoyed in this muthafucka 

No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka 

No shit on the roof, cough up Rudolph's nuts 

When I was young I was the only kid 

Who had enough guts to be 

Good ole hearing on the East 

I'd stay awake just to let America know 

That Santa was a fake 

I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive 

But all the fucking bullshit got played when I was five 

Years old, just stay young, bold writing 

Singing "Silent Night", caroling, reciting 

Now all I want for Christmas is my indo wreath 

I got my two front teeth 

Uncle Eazy be the jeezy and 

Just spread me a leaf 

Little kids, don't cry 

When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fucking lie 

On the third day of Christmas, my homeboys gave to me 

Three pounds of indo 

Two birds of cocaine 

And a A muthafuckin' K, bitch 

Eazy-E oh Eazy-E 

Show us how you treat those bitches 

I saw mommy fucking Eazy Claus 

Close the door, little bitch 

I'm getting these draws 

I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop 

I don't give a fuck 

I'm getting Christmas cot 

Ho ho ho and away I go 

Oh Saint Nick's got a dick like a pole 

Well where's our shit? 

This motherfucker's cheap 

Shut the fuck up, bitches 

And go back to sleep 

Yo black, what you want for Christmas? 

(Yo black, I want a job) 

For my Christmas, all the fucked up people 

Want some corn-on-the-cob 

A Jew will eat some matzoh ball soup, but a nigga'll eat some 

Chitlins, watermelon, corn bread and some Fruit Loops 

Now who's caroling in my window 

Smokin' up indo 

Mechalecha hi, make a high note 

Get out my fucking yard with your camel 

You wanna get busy and Santa like a. 

I am a rhymer 

The FN clan will make shit slam, it's Christmas time 

The Simple Simon Christmas make me jam jam jam 

Yo black, what you want for Christmas? 

Yo black, I want some cash 

So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash 

Yo, here comes the Atban Klan rough and rugged 

A rump pa bum bum 

A rump pa bum bum 

Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas 

Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas 

Merry Muthafuckin' Chrismas 

And have a fucked up new year 

You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!! 

And they all went to prison 

And lived fucked up lives ever after 

The End