Altar Boy Lyrics - Eels

A monk with a hard-on 

And a lavender robe 

That scratches his thighs 

Through the hat that he strode 

As he follows a path 

Filled with every desire 

And mimics his footsteps 

And sets his prayers on fire 

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Well, I too have chosen 

That which left no choice 

To sing without loving 

A solitary voice 

To observe with passion 

Each careful denial 

The protrusions which give my 

Life meaning for a while 

Sometimes I see you 

In berries and weeds 

You're brushing your teeth 

With liquorice seeds 

Standing too close 

Pulling your clothes 

Smiling at God 

And the meaning of life grows 

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No and I'll never tell 

And I'll never know 

What candles you light 

After the show 

And I'll never tell 

And I'll never ask 

The meaning of life after mass