Religion Lyrics - Too Low For Zero - Elton John

Well, he could almost taste the money 

But he was sitting in a den of thieves 

Looking for the great awakening 

Trying to find a way to leave 

But that's when he got religion 

And the light went on inside 

He said somebody up there likes me 

Now he's working for the holy guide 

He got drunk but he don't remember 

That he'd been drinking in a bar downtown 

When he thought he heard a choir of angels 

Singing in the Tiki Lounge 

And that's when he got religion 

From no salesman on TV 

Just a tap on the shoulder in the parking lot 

He still drinks but he does believe 

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Religion, well, you do the best you can 

'Cause we all make the same mistakes 

We're gonna wind up with the man 

Religion, oh, you do the best you can 

We all make the same mistakes 

We're gonna wind up with the man 

Well, she was silent as he paid her 

But the thanks she got was next to none 

And as her car pulled out of the motel 

She felt the presence of someone 

And that's when she got religion 

In the front of a compact Ford 

Just a gentle voice on the stereo 

Now she's a working girl who loves the Lord 

Religion, oh, you do the best you can 

We all make the same mistakes 

We're gonna wind up with the man 

Religion, oh, you do the best you can 

We all make the same mistakes 

We're gonna wind up with the man 

And that's when she got religion 

In the front of a compact Ford 

Just a gentle voice on the stereo 

Now she's a working girl who loves the Lord 

Religion, you do the best you can 

We all make the same mistakes 

We're gonna wind up with the man 

Sing it, religion 

We all make the same mistakes 

We're gonna wind up with the man