(i Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea Lyrics - Rock & Roll Music - Elvis Costello

Photographs of fancy tricks 

To get your kicks at sixty-six 

He thinks of all the lips that he licks 

And all the girls that he's goin' to fix 

She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle 

But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle 

Capital punishment, she's last year's model 

They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie 

I don't want to go to Chelsea 

Oh no, it does not move me 

Even though I've seen the movie 

I don't want to check your pulse 

I don't want nobody else 

I don't want to go to Chelsea 

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All the kids begin to play 

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I don't want to go to Chelsea 

Oh no, it does not move me 

Even though I've seen the movie 

I don't want to check your pulse 

I don't want nobody else 

I don't want to go to Chelsea 

Photographs of fancy tricks 

To get your kicks at sixty-six 

He thinks of all the lips that he licks 

And all the girls that he's goin' to fix 

Photos 

She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle 

But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle 

Capital punishment, she's last year's model 

They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie 

I don't want to go to Chelsea 

Oh no, it does not move me 

Even though I've seen the movie 

I don't want to check your pulse 

I don't want nobody else 

I don't want to go to Chelsea