At What Point Does A Shakespeare Say Lyrics - Emilie Autumn

At what point does a Shakespeare say: 

"I feel it's time I write a play. 

What subject shall it be today? 

A tragedy I've done; 

"Lovers twain have been united 

Audiences are delighted 

No doubt I shall soon be knighted 

Royal fame I've won; 

"The Queen has come to every show 

And, flattering, she feigns to know 

A couplet from a verse, also 

A refrain from a rhyme; 

"But the ones I aim to pleaseth, 

Most of all, upon my kneeseth 

Are the folk who cough and sneezeth 

Through my prose sublime"?