I'm Shady Lyrics - Slim Shady Lp - Eminem

Who came through with two Glocks to terrorize your borough? 

Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl? 

Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl 

Sold a billion tapes and still screamed "Fuck the world!" 

Slim Shady, so come and kill me while my name's hot 

And shoot me 25 times in the same spot 

I think I got a generation brainwashed 

To pop pills and smoke pot till they brains rot 

Stop they blood flow until they veins clot 

I need a pain shot and a shot of plain scotch 

Purple haze and acid raindrops 

Spike the punch at the party and drink pop 

Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top 

Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop 

You gotta make 'em fear you before you make 'em feel you 

So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you 

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I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets 

I'm your brother when you need 

Some good weed to set you free 

You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin 

I'm Shady! 

I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful 

I like birds, bees, I like people 

I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful 

Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool 

The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike 

While I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like 

'Cause this is how I am in real life 

I don't want to just die a normal death, no I wanna be killed twice 

How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat 

When they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet? 

So bring the money by tonight cause your wife said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life 

I try to keep it positive and play it cool 

Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school 

'Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better 

Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a "fuck you letter" 

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I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets 

I'm your brother when you need 

Some good weed to set you free 

You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin 

I'm Shady! 

I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it 

Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit 

People don't buy shit no more, they just dub it 

That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit 

But they love it when you make your business public 

So fuck it, I've got herpes while we on the subject 

And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it 

'Cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playing when I say it 

Well, I do take pills, don't do speed 

Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed 

Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer 

I just wanna make a few things clear 

My baby mama's not dead, she's still alive and bitchin' 

And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin' 

It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested 

I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested 

I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets 

I'm your brother when you need 

Some good weed to set you free 

You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin 

I'm Shady! 

I told you I was Shady 

Y'all didn't believe me 

I'm Shady! 

And that's my name