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Eminem

Genres: Hip-Hop

Intro (curtain Call: The Hits) Lyrics - Eminem

May I have your attention please 

May I have your attention please 

Will the real slim shady please stand up? 

I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up? 

Were gonna have a problem here... 

{verse 1} 

Yall act like you never seen a white person before 

Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door 

Started whoopin her ass worst than before 

They first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream) 

Its the return of the 

"awww wait, no way, your kidding 

He didnt just say what I think he did, did he? " 

And dr dre said... 

Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha) 

Feminist women loved eminem 

Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him 

Look at him walking around grabing his you-know-what 

Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though) 

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose 

But no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms 

Sometimes I wanna get on tv and let loose, 

But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose 

"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips 

And if Im lucky u might just give it a little kiss" 

And thats the messege we deliver to little kids 

And expect them not to know what a womens *vagina* is 

Of course theyre gonna know what intercourse is 

By the time they hit 4th grade, 

They got the discovery channel dont they? 

We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals 

Who *rip* other people open like canolopes 

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes 

Then theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh) 

But if you feel like I feel I got the antadoite 

Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss 

ain) 

Im slim shady 

Yes Im the real shady 

All you other slim shadys are just imitating 

So wont the real slim shady... 

Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up 

Cause Im slim shady 

Yes Im the real shady 

All you other slim shadys are just imitating 

So wont the real slim shady... 

Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up 

{verse 2} 

Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records 

Well I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too 

You think I give a damn about a grammy? 

Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me 

(but slim what if u win wouldnt it be weird?) 

Why? so you guys can just lie to get me here? 

So you can sit me here next to britney spears 

S--- christina aguilera better switch me chairs 

So I can sit next to carson daily and fred durst 

And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to first 

Little *bitch* put me on blast on mtv 

(yea hes cute but I think hes married to kim, hehe) 

I should download a audio on mp3 

And show the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream) 

Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me 

So I been sent in here to destroy you 

And theres a million of us just like me 

Who cuss like me 

Who just dont give a *f---* like me 

Who dress like me 

Walk, talk and act like me 

It just might be the next best thing 

But not quite me 

ain) 

{verse 3} 

Im like a headtrip to listen to 

Cause Im only giving you 

Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room 

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall 

And I dont got to be false or sugar coat it at all 

I just get on the mic and spit it 

Wheather you like to admit it 

Im better than 90% of you rappers out there 

Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums like 

Its funny cuz the rate Im going when Im 30 

Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirting 

Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking 

But this whole bag of viagra isnt working 

And every single person is a slim shady lurkin 

He could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings 

Were in the parking lot circling 

Screaming I dont give a *f---* 

With his windows down and system up 

So will the real shady, please stand up 

And put one of those fingers on each hand up 

And to be proud to out of your mind and out of control 

And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? 

Ha ha 

Guess theres a slim shady in all of us 

Fuck it, lets all stand up 

 

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