Low, Down, Dirty Lyrics - Slim Shady Ep - Eminem

I'm low down and I'm shifty! 

And if you hear a man that sounds like me, smack him 

And ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from 

I'm low down and I'm shifty! 

And if you hear a man that sounds like me, smack him 

And ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from 

Warning, this shit's gon' be rated R, restricted 

You see this bullet hole in my neck? It's self inflicted 

Doctor slapped my momma "Bitch you got a sick kid" 

Arrested, molested myself and got convicted 

Wearing visors, sunglasses and disguises 

'Cause my split personality is having an identity crisis 

I'm Dr. Hyde and Mr. Jekyll, disrespectful 

Hearing voices in my head while these whispers echo 

(Murder-murder, redrum) 

Brain size of a bread crumb, which drug will I end up dead from? 

Inebriated till my stress is alleviated 

"How in the fuck can Eminem and Shady be related?" 

Illiterate, illegitimate shit spitter 

Bitch getter, hid in the bush like Margot Kidder 

Jumped out 

Killed the bitch and did her 

Used to let the babysitter suck my dick when I was littler 

Smoke a blunt while I'm titty fucking Bette Midler 

Sniper, waiting on your roof like the Fiddler 

Y'all thought I was gonna rhyme with Riddler, didn't ya? 

Bring your bitch I wanna see if this dick gon' fit in her 

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I'm low down and I'm shifty! 

And if you hear a man that sounds like me, smack him 

And ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from 

I'm low down and I'm shifty! 

And if you hear a man that sounds like me, smack him 

And ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from 

I lace tunes, that's out this world like space moons 

With a bunch crazed loons dismissin' brains like graze wounds 

Nothing but idiots and misfits, dipshits 

Doing whippits, passed out like Sanford snippets 

Where's the weed, I wanna tamper with it 

I'mma let your grandpa hit it, mix it up with cocaine so he can't forget it 

Fuck it, maybe I'm a bum 

But I was put on this Earth to make your baby mama cum 

So what I'm on is way beyond the bomb or any alcoholic beverage, losing all of my leverage 

Went up inside the First National Bank broke, and left rich 

Walking bio-hazard causing wreckage, smoked out like Eckrich 

Bandage making my neck itch 

What the fuck? Give me the check bitch 

You just lost your tip, there's a pubic hair in my breakfast 

Got shit popping off like bottle cap tips 

Get your cap peeled like the dead skin of your mama's chapped lips 

Slap dips, support domestic violence 

Beat your bitch's ass while your kids stare in silence 

I'm just joking, is Dirty Dozen really dust smoking? 

If all your shit's missin', than probably one of us broke in 

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I'm low down and I'm shifty! 

And if you hear a man that sounds like me, smack him 

And ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from 

I'm low down and I'm shifty! 

And if you hear a man that sounds like me, smack him 

And ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from 

My head's ringing, like it was Spider Sense tingling 

Blitz ya like Green Bay did when they shitted on New England 

I'm out the game, put the second string in 

This Brandy got me swinging, bobbing back and forth like a penguin 

Delinquent, toking microphones with broken English 

Make your mama be like "Ooh, this is good! Who sing this?" 

"Slim Shady, his tape is dope, I love it" 

"It's rugged, but he needs to quit talking all that drug shit" 

It was predicted by a medic 

I'd grow to be an addicted diabetic, living off liquid Triaminic 

Pathetic, but I don't think this headache's ever vanishing 

Panicing, I think I might have just took too much Anacin 

Frozen mannequin, posted stiffer than a statue 

I think I'm dying 

God is that you? 

Somebody help me, before I OD on an LP 

Take me to ER ASAP for an IV 

Motherfuck JLB, they don't support no Hip-Hop 

They say that's where it ends, the closest they gon' come is Tupac 

It's politics, it's all a fix, set up by these white blue-collared hicks 

Just to make a dollar off of black music with a subliminal ball of tricks 

But those can kiss ass and swallow dicks 

I'm low down and I'm shifty! 

And if you hear a man that sounds like me, smack him 

And ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from 

I'm low down and I'm shifty! 

And if you hear a man that sounds like me, smack him 

And ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from