My Band Lyrics - Eminem

I don't know, dude 

I think everybody's all jealous and shit 

'Cause I'm like the lead singer of a band, dude 

And I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me, dude 

And they need to take it up with me after the show, because... 

These chicks don't even know the name of my band 

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 

'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man 

All because I'm the lead singer of my band 

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So I get off stage, right, drop the mic 

Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like 

"Sup? Ladies, my name's Slim Shady 

I'm the lead singer in D12, baby" 

They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him 

Becky, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem 

I swear to fucking God, dude, you fucking rock 

Please Marshall, please let me suck your cock" 

And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous 

Especially when I drop the beat and do my a capellas 

All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes 

Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage 

So like every single night they pick a fight with me 

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry 

'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me 

Dude! I just think you're trying to steal the light from me 

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me 

'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be 

This rock star shit, it's the life for me 

And all the other guys just despise me, because... 

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These chicks don't even know the name of my band 

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 

'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man 

All because I'm the lead singer of my band 

My band, my band 

My band, my band 

My band, my band 

My band, my band, my band! 

You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you? 

ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools? 

Smash these vocals and do a performance 

But we in the van and he in a tour bus 

You don't want my autograph, you's a liar 

And no, I'm Swift (oh, I thought you were Kuniva) 

What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?! 

'Cause my shit is looking smaller than a decimal 

See, I know how to rap, see, it's simple, but 

All I did was read a Russell Simmons book 

So I'm more intact, tryin' to get on the map 

Doing jumping jacks whiling get whipped on my back 

Look at Em's little punk ass thinking he the shit 

Yeah, I know, man, by himself taking all the flicks 

Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue 

(No, I had an interview, not you two) 

You gon' be late for soundcheck, man, I ain't going to soundcheck 

And our mics are screwed up and his always sound best! 

You know what, man? I'ma say something 

Ayo Em! (You got somethin' to say?!) Man, nuttin 

I thought you 'bout to tell him off, wassup? 

Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up! 

And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a crew 

Man, I was 'bout to talk right after you, I swear 

Aww, man, whatever I swear, man! 

These chicks don't even know the name of my band 

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 

'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man 

All because I'm the lead singer of my band 

They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not 

Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks 

I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot 

I should cut his mic off when the music starts 

(Eminem: Ayo, it's...) Ready to snap on a dumbass fan 

Every time I hear (Hey, dude, I love your band!) 

We ain't a band, bitch, we don't play instruments 

So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent? 

And these guys acting funny every area code 

(Eminem: Proof, carry my bag!) Bitch, carry your own! 

Can't make it to the stage, security in my way 

(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!) 

God damn it, I'm sick of this group 

Time for me to go solo and make some loot 

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps 

Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack 

"Lose Yourself" video - I was in the back 

"Superman" video - I was in the back 

For the media, I got some suggestions 

Fuck Marshall! Ask us the questions! 

Like who's D12? How we get started? 

(What about Eminem?) Bitch, are you retarded?! 

Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group 

Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy!) 

50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff 

Did two and a half and then couldn't get up 

Fuck D12! I'm outta this band 

I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne 

Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me? 

And it just tears my ass apart 

To know that you don't know my name 

(Man, fuck this!) 

These chicks don't even know the name of my band 

(Ha ha!) But they're all on me 

Like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall!) 

'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (Yeah) 

All because I'm the *mumbles* 

My band, my band 

My band, my band 

My band, my band 

My band, my band, my band! 

The hottest boy band in the world - D12! 

I'm the lead singer of my band 

I get all the girls to take off their underpants 

I'm the lead singer of my band 

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance 

My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa 

My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa 

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance 

And take off their underpants 

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance 

And take off their underpants, my salsa 

Where'd everybody go?