My Dad's Gone Crazy Lyrics - The Eminem Show - Eminem

Hello boys and girls 

Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships 

Do you have a Daddy? 

I'll bet you do! 

Who's your Daddy? 

Daddy, what are you doing? 

Haha 

Okay, then! 

Everybody, listen up! 

I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me? 

Somebody, please help him! 

I think my dad's gone crazy! 

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There's no mountain I can't climb 

There's no tower too high 

No plane that I can't learn how to fly 

What do I gotta do to get through to you to show you there ain't nothing I can't take this chainsaw to 

Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls 

I cut 'em off 'n' got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar 

Inside of a hall with my framed autographed 

Sunglasses with Elton John's name on my drag wall 

I'm out the closet, I've been lying my ass off 

All this time me and Dre have been fucking with hats off 

So tell Laura and her husband to back off 

Before I push this motherfuckin' button and blast off 

And launch one at these russians, and that's all 

Blow every fucking thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off 

When will it stop? 

When will I knock the crap off? 

Hailie, tell 'em, baby 

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My dad's lost it! 

There's really nothin' else to say, I can't explain it 

I think my dad's gone crazy! 

A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em, baby? 

I think my dad's gone crazy! 

Theres nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me 

I think my dad's gone crazy! 

There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie 

I think my dad's gone crazy! 

It's like my mother always told me 

Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana 

And codeine and goddamit, you little motherfucker 

If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' 

Uhhh... 

Fuck that shit, bitch! 

Eat a motherfuckin' dick, chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second 

I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record 

I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy and have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose 

Then quit bringin my flows, quit giving me my ammo 

Can't you see why I'm so mean? 

If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O 

I wouldn't have to go, eene-meene-minie-moe 

Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know no more 

Am I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more!? 

Dad! 

There's really nothin' else to say here, I can't explain it 

I think my dad's gone crazy! 

A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em, baby? 

I think my dad's gone crazy! 

Theres nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me 

I think my dad's gone crazy! 

There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie 

I think my dad's gone crazy! 

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise 

At the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme 

See, what you're seeing is a genius at work which to me isn't work 

So it's easy to misinterpret it at first 

'Cause when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek 

I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue, I'd slice my gums 

Get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once 

And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son 

And walk around the rest of my life spit on 

And kicked and hit with shit every time I sung 

Like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on 

More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl 

Inside of a plane, aimed at the World Trade 

Standing on Ronnie's grave, screaming at the sky till clouds gather 

It's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade 

And that's pretty much the gist of it 

The parents are pissed, but the kids love it 

Nine millimeter heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers 

I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither 

There's really nothin' else to say here, I can't explain it 

I think my dad's gone crazy! 

A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em, baby? 

I think my dad gone crazy! 

Theres nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me 

I think my dad's gone crazy! 

There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie 

I think my dad's gone crazy! 

...Crazy 

Ha ha ha ha! 

You're funny, Daddy!